Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark!

1.  Don't miss the boat.

2.  Remember that we are all in the same boat.

3.  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

4.  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

5.  When you're stressed, float a while.

6.  Build your future on high ground.

7.  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8.  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

9.  Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

10.  Keep your perspective.  Things will look different 40 days (and 40 nights) from now.

11.  Stay fit - when you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

12.  No matter how severe the storm, when you are with God, there is always a rainbow waiting.